I’ve been dragged by actual decent looking people before, I have. Mike h0odrich is attractive, for example. But blastortoise, has literally no reason to call anyone ugly…sweetie..

please stop mentioning me in all this, i ignored the last three messages and/or…

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  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
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  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have
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kinda funny how the lower class used to only eat vegetables/beans/etc because meat was a luxury and now eating healthy is actually more expensive than eating a jr bacon cheeseburger

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it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

(Source: guy, via trill-ninjas)

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