3ds games be like “remember to take breaks”

remember to eat my ass, bitch i only been playin for 6 hours

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if i ripped a plant out of the ground how many tumblr bloggers would sense a disturbance

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Gays have Macklemore but who do straights have to liberate them? Exactly no one. Heterophobia is real and strong. 

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Kanye West says he’s gonna be the next Nelson Mandela? Nigga your wife is a porn star and your daughter is a compass. Please have several seats.

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im only as pretentious as you wanna make me think you think i am

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